Lyrics

Like a bike with a flat front tire
like a time bomb with with two blue wires
I’m the kinda guy who’s date expires
I'll try anyway

Like a gopher in a shallow hole
I’m a flag on a crooked pole
I mumble out how I’d like to get to know you
and that’s when you said,

CHORUS
If you were the last man on earth
If you were the last man on earth
If you were the last man on earth
I’d be the first to leave


I’m not saying that I’m self possessed
but man why you always gotta swipe left
I’m looking for a chance to get un-bereft
but they always say


CHORUS
If you were the last man on earth
If you were the last man on earth
If you were the last man on earth
I’d be the first to leave

BRIDGE
Don’t know what I was thinking
Don’t what I was trying to tell you
I guess better get drinking
Maybe I’m better numb
Maybe I’m better off dumb

CHORUS 2X
If you were the last man on earth
If you were the last man on earth
If you were the last man on earth
I'd be the first to leave